Thursday, July 01, 2010

England - the butt of World Cup jokes

Qn: What is the difference between England and a team bag?

Ans: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.


Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.


I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.



David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.

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